Ambrr (jadedgeek) wrote,
Ambrr
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Can't, but I wont. . ..So I will.

Everything is always a mistake and ruin. To be blissful for the mere faintest of glimpses means to be doomed for an eternity of cheesy melodrama and relationship blunders.
Let US do BLOGTHINGS. . . .it's so impersonal, and yet....personifying if you analyze what blogthings and results are layed before one's blinded, sick eyes.


Woo!

You Were Actually Born Under:
You are quick witted, charming, and bring luck to all who know you.
A bit greedy, you tend to go after what you want - with success.
Clever, you seek out knowledge... and eventually use what you know to your advantage.
You are very loyal, and you treat your real friends like they are family.

You are most compatible with a Dragon or Monkey.
You Should Have Been Born Under:

Popular and crafty, you are a master at the art of seduction.
You are intelligent and intuitive - and make a savvy businessperson.
You live life to the fullest, even if it means maxing out your credit cards.
Many people are secretly (and hopelessly) in love with you.

You are most compatible with a Rooster or Ox.


The Keys to Your Heart



You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore.

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.




Your Deadly Sins



Envy: 40%

Wrath: 40%

Greed: 20%

Lust: 20%

Sloth: 20%

Gluttony: 0%

Pride: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 20%

You will die at the hands of a jealous lover. How ironic.




You Are 50% Normal

(Somewhat Normal)









While some of your behavior is quite normal...

Other things you do are downright strange

You've got a little of your freak going on

But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself




Maybe I should go get a tattoo....since someone can't even keep simple appointments with more than two weeks in advance notice. But that's cool....getting a tattoo is just like going to six flags with the man of your dreams....painful and slow-going, with slight rushes of exhiliration, right?
....grr.
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